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Today I asked, “Gigi, did we ever get our money back for the penis pills?”

“Darn Reg, that’s been two years. I don’t remember”, Gigi said.

Two years ago Gigi was auditing our bank statement and saw that we had been charged $300 plus shipping for some penis enlargement pills. She calmly asked me if I had order penis pills and I said “what?”

Someone had highjacked our account and ordered penis enlargement pills so Gigi called the bank to reconcile the issue.

She told the bank that she had been charged $300 for some penis pills and she wanted the charge to be taken off the account. The lady asked if she had ordered the penis pills. Gigi said no. She said she didn’t have a penis and if she did have a penis she didn’t get the pills and she would still be mad.

So did we get the penis pills or money back? I know we didn’t get the pills and I am not sure about the money but we still laugh about the bank statement.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

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Ali Kat said...

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