Triple XXX Kablotamous Sized Kids

Yesterday, while eating at this germ filled cesspool mentioned below, I couldn’t help but notice how many fat kids there are these days. One little girl was way out of bounds. She was as bloated as a constipated tick. Shame on her parents.

Then I see two young girls floating across the floor like a vampire in a graveyard. They had those sneakers on that have wheels. Essentially they were wearing skates.

“Oh great”, Gigi said. “Now kids can burn even less energy. Soon they’ll just atrophy”.

Yep she’s right. Kids can now effortlessly move from the sofa to the refrigerator and back to get any need calories.

2 comments:

Chris said...

Canadian kids aren't that far off either. I think those shoes should be banned.

mr zig said...

those shoes should be banned for kids, but not for me :) I want to roll from place to place without effort