Terms and Conditions

The human being operated by the brain of Reggie Hunnicutt or its affiliates or subsidiaries ("Wreggie” or "Captain Stubble"), is comprised of various activities and actions intended for the entertainment and amusement of Reggie Hunnicutt. Reggie Hunnicutt is offered to you conditioned on your acceptance without modification of the terms, conditions, and notices contained herein. Your interaction with Reggie Hunnicutt constitutes your agreement to all such terms, conditions, and notices. Your use of a particular story included within the knowledge base of Reggie Hunnicutt may also be subject to additional terms outlined elsewhere on that knowledge base (the "Additional Terms"). Additionally, the brains of Reggie Hunnicutt may themselves contain additional terms that govern particular features or offers (for example, vacations or road trips). In the event that any of the terms, conditions, and notices contained herein conflict with the Additional Terms or other terms and guidelines contained within the brain of Reggie Hunnicutt, then these terms shall control.

 

PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING TERMS OF USE AND DISCLAIMERS CAREFULLY BEFORE INTERACTING WITH WREGGIE (the "Dude"). By interacting with The Dude, you agree to these terms of use, conditions and all applicable laws. If you do not agree to these terms you may not interact with The Dude.

 

Reggie Hunnicutt reserves the right to change the terms, conditions, and notices under which the Reggie Hunnicutt is offered, including but not limited to the charges associated with the use of the club golf course and or bar tabs. You are responsible for regularly reviewing these terms and conditions.

4 comments:

terri said...

I agree. Where do I sign?

Michael said...

I hate reading all the fine print. Do you have Cliff Notes of the Terms and Conditions? So I can review the review on a regular basis?

Ken said...

After conferring with my lawyer on the sensibility of leaving a comment on this post, I decline to say any more.

TerryC said...

You're aspiring to be an attorney/politician... hence the new picture.

Just a guess ;) !

Very cute, though (both the disclaimer and the photo).

And it's comforting to know that you are you and only you (and you and you), so I know that I'm addressing one or more of you in all communications with you.