I Really Had To Go

Friday after lunch I was cruising back to the office when I got the sudden urge to go. Big time. Not number one.

I rounded into the parking lot and found a great space to park.

By now the need was very urgent and I abandoned my plan for the home court advantage on the 5th floor.

I decided to hobble across the parking lot as fast as possible and dive for the handicap stall on the lobby floor. No one ever goes in there.

I burst into the bathroom and literally dove into a stall that was occupied. By two fellows. Doing it. Yep. I got an eyeful.

I said "excuse me" and dove into the second stall beside them with little time to spare before I exploded.

The two fellows abruptly left.

17 comments:

Ken said...

THAT...... is not what a guy wants to see, hear, know, or even think about.

Ken said...

Oh yeah, I really feel bad for you to have thrown your eyeballs into their worst nightmare....but if you'd be so kind to not leave THIS post up all week that your gone, could you do that for us, please?

TerryC said...

OMG!!!!!

Kuckie said...

O.M.G!!!!! Thank you so much...I needed a good laugh today!!! That was hysterical!!!!

TerryC said...

I guess I should have said, "Holy Sh**!!!"

Reggie Hunnicutt said...

I couldn't believe what I was seeing.

Anonymous said...

LMAO! This is the greatest post of all time!

MELackey said...

did you recognize them? Hopefully they didn't get the idea that you were trying to join them...

Ali said...

Aaaaahahahahahaha!!!!
I haven't been checking in for ages, and THIS is what I come back to??
Classic Reggie - I love it. Thanks for the laugh :)

Rock Chef said...

I guess those guys were thinking that no one goes there too!

Unknown said...

Oh Wreggie! I am still laughing so hard, I can't stand it. I haven't had a funny story in a few days, but by golly, I think this is "mother of all loads" funny story that I have been waiting on! Happy Groundhog's Day to ya!

terri said...

I'm speechless....

Chris said...

Just be thankful they didn't ask you to tag in....

How awkward would it have been if they remained in the next stall while you were doing your business?

Both hilarious and disgusting all at the same time.

Ken said...

Go south young man, quickly!

Rock Chef said...

You know, I've been entering toilets with much more trepedation recently...

Rock Chef said...

You know, I've been entering toilets with much more trepedation recently...

Fragrant Liar said...

Well, when ya gotta go, ya gotta go, and when ya gotta blow, well, you know.

I'm just glad you made it to the can.