Ass Vitamins

Is your ass getting the vitamins it needs? How about aloe?

Let me give you a hint....I'm guessing it's not.

The Wreggie household uses single ply tissue because we have a septic system. We reasoned years ago that single ply has to be better that double ply for the septic tank and drain field. We use the same toilet tissue in our RV for the same reasons.

It was getting to the point where single ply was difficult to find except for one brand, Charmin with Aloe and Vitamin E.

Let me tell you, one swipe with this stuff and your ass will be spoiled for life.

I get the Aloe but the vitamins? Is E enough? Does my butt need C, B and D?

Run to your store and buy this stuff. Your ass will thank you.

7 comments:

TerryC said...

Vitamin E is used topically to keep skin young-looking. It is an anti-oxidant.

You will soon have a nice, young - looking butt hole. ;-)

Rock Chef said...

If you are worried it isn't getting enough vitamin C you could stick a slice of lemon between your cheeks, but I suspect that this really has to come from the inside?

We bought the Charmin stuff once - I didn't really notice and my wife has banned it for some reason! Each to his own...

Ken said...

Screw the vitamins for my a-hole. It's enough that I give it all the attention it gets now. I don't want to pamper the damn thing.

Chris said...

Nobody sees my a-hole anyway.
It could be chapped for all I know....

Hmmm, Maybe I should switch.

Reggie Hunnicutt said...

I remember what you said about mountain men Mic. It would be a waste on you.

Denice said...

Get a bidet! you will never look back! at toilet paper again that is!

terri said...

I buy t.p. in jumbo packages and try to get the quilted, layered, double roll stuff. Usually Northern brand. We've never had aloe or vitamin additives in our toilet paper, but my daughter did complain when I bought the Cottonelle version of the double ply variety. She said it was too thick. ???? Too thick? I asked if she couldn't just use less, but apparently she couldn't.