Who Knows What I am Trying to Say....

I spent all day yesterday in an audit of my business. I get these once a year and they are stressful. The hard part if the prep…the mounds of documents that in their eyes relieves them of liability should anyone turn a nasty eye toward them. Plus it makes me the scapegoat and I have papers to prove it.

So most of yesterday I stand ready to explain anything the auditor has a question about.

I in turn studied for my diving class coming up in 10 days. I chose to knock out most of the written class time online.

So while I was contemplating underwater emergencies like running out of air at 50 feet I would occasionally be asked a question like, “I see you did 126 signature guarantees last year but you are missing one log entry in the signature guarantee log. Why is that?”

Who the hell knows….then I compose myself and scrape my feet, hat in hand and tell him what he wants to hear and promise I will put in systems for this to never happen again. He discretely hand me a doggie treat and I go bouncing back to my computer to study.

Next weekend I will spend two days in a pool doing my in pool stuff and then in early may I do my open water dives in St Croix and then I will be certified so that I can scrape barnacles off of your boat.

Did you notice I used the word scrape twice today and off and of in the same sentence beside each other? This is getting kinda deep for me so I’ll stop for the day.

3 comments:

Ken said...

Maybe your trying to say...

You want to escape scraping the bottom of a goats feet.

Phfrankie Bondo said...

..."deep"...I get it...

Ken said...

I figured it out...

Your always mentally on vacation.