A Thrilling Start

The NFL schedule was released and for Panthers fans, the start couldn't be better.

I get to watch the season opener on Thursday, then all the pre game hype on Sunday. At 4 PM my Panthers play divisional Tampa on the road. The first week us all about me, live football, and total saturation in the new season.

Week two gets our legs steady for the first home game and we pull out all the stops for a Sunday 1 PM game at home vs the Lions. The first regular season home game is always special.

The following Sunday will be better than the first two weeks as we will host the Sunday Night game vs the Steelers. This means an entire day tailgating through three games.

The warm night sky, the new led lights on the trailer, the TV, the food, the fun.

September 21 is the week to be there. Bash, you will be missed.



Truck Pee Pee

My new truck has a pee pee bladder. Yes this is true.

My truck has a fill spot next to the diesel fill called Diesel exhaust fluid. It is 67% water and the balance uric fluid. This is pee pee.

I bought the federally required store bought pee pee today for $6 a gallon.....more than the diesel itself.

I am speechless.

Bet I peed a $1.75 just this morning and flushed it away. Our federal government. God love them.



A Question

First, let me say, I am not one of those TV dudes like on Lowe's or Home Depot commercials that get all excited about a new lawn mower. I loath cutting grass. It is loud, dusty, hot, and boring. I get stung occasionally and the end result is trimmed weeds of equal height. I don't have real grass. Just a nice carpet of warm weather weeds.

Second, in the 25 years I have lived here I have owned two riding mowers and two push mowers. I think that is pretty good for consumer grade lawn tractors.

Third, I am finished pouring money and effort into my old Home Depot Scott's made by John Deere mower and have arranged for its removal on Wednesday.

So the question, should I get a thousand dollar Toro that is a riding mower and run it until it freezes up? Or should I get the usual two thousand consumer lawn tractor? Or, should I get a light commercial? My goal is hassle free, mellow life experience until I die. I hope one and two don't cover my life span.

Before you suggest, me, being the gentleman city farmer, why don't I just hire the work out and continue my life of leisure. Well, I can't find another human worth a shit that will show up and work on a regular basis on their chosen profession of a lawn maintenance person. I tried last year and they were as dependable as my shitty mower.

What would you suggest?

Anaphylaxis

It hit again, this time a hornet hid in a bottle of beer. I took a swig and bam!



Then the cheeks.


Reminds me of the old days.



Welcome

Next year my city will have two professional teams. Welcome to Charlotte, Hornets.

You were stolen by a no count carpet bagger scalawag on evening in 2002, and deposited on the doorstep of the wretched city of New Orleans. Next year you return to your rightful place in the Queen City.

The Hornets had meaning here. You see, when the British General Cornwallis came through Charlotte during the revolution, he met fierce resistance from the local militia like a nest of angry hornets. So there us your name and there is the reason why the Hornets are ours.


Good bye Bob Cats from Bob Johnson, another reconstructionist Yankee carpetbagger.

Lesson learned for the NBA....you can kidnap a franchise and get away with it. There will be and was a reckoning. Our team is back.

Sideboard

I needed to utilize this space.


I added a shelf.



Preparation for Easter





Big Doings

Remember when I busted my ass on these stairs? Remember Phfrankie ragging me about handrails? Well....I got the handrails. I'll stain them this weekend.


This is a new weber smoker that I got from a friend for about half price with all the modifications.


This is one sweet cooker that I got for a friend named Rasta Claws. He is very excited. It is about 25% bigger than mine. It is big enough to put a monkey in space.

Blue Crabs


Nothing says east coast mid Atlantic like blue crabs.


Aren't they beautiful?

Blogs

I don't get the obsession with shaving. Lifehacker always has articles about shaving and I think, big deal.

I don't get the obsession with garage doors. My local AM talk radio station airs commercials for sales and service of garage doors like garage doors are fashion statements.

I don't get the obsession over organic lettuce. It barely has a taste. It is mostly water, organic? Really?



Spring Chicks

They are here. When they begin laying, I'll know football is here.


Bates loves peepers.



Outdoors

I was out doors for the past four days. Between watching golf, I was planting flowers, trimming shrubs, cooking on the grill, and dipping beer.


I decided a small side bar would be useful in the screen room to provide more shelf space. So I made some shelves and stained them.


The mower is fixed so this grass will be cut.



Saturday

Garden things. I made a warm weather spigot to bring water closer. I'll mount it on a post today.


More flowers and plants today. Then the final round of The Masters.

Yesterday

I get it. The finesse, the history, the honor, the old country heritage, the rules, and protocol. From my iPad and TV I am watching countless hours of The Masters like I did with my father as a child.


And oh yeah, it is so southern like the Kentucky derby.

Getting Serious




This season we will invoke the Great Spirit with a Tonto headdress. The pickled eggs are powerful yes, but the new receivers will need help.

Stay tuned.

If Given A Choice

And I have a choice.....I prefer the cheapest grocery store boiled ham for my sandwich over fancy deli sliced ham.

Slap some American cheese and mayo on white bread and this become top shelf hobo dining.



365 Days

One year ago today I heard and felt a pop in my low back while rushing off to The Masters. 20 days later I had a micro discectomy. What a difference a year makes. I wasn't too thrilled to suddenly be using a cane and riding the shopping cart in Lowe's and Walmart. Now I'm close to normal but very cautious. Thankful.



When I Was A Child

They said our air would become unbreathable. It is clean.

They said our rivers and lakes would die from pollution. They are clean.

They said in 1974 (geology 101 Appalachian State) that we would run out of Natural gas. We have so much natural gas that the prices have collapsed from over supply. Same class said California would be an island by now and it is not.

In 1962 My Weekly Reader said we would be able to have video phones and we do.

We were told that drinking water would be scarce and it flows in pipes and bottles. Clean!

Frank Bormann of Eastern Airlines and Apollo 8 fame warned in the 1980s that deregulation of the airlines would lead to a few carriers and the few would raise rates to border unaffordable and they have done so.....thank you Jimi Cawduh.



In all my years of life on this earth, I have eaten only two pizzas that were not good. One was at The White Horse in 1980. One was a month ago at Zoe's. And I have met but one human in this entire planet who finds all pizza abhorrent. I pray for his eternal and damned soul. How can a man not love pizza? How?