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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
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Rejoice
Saturday...Poor Mans Christmas
Explanation
Gigi
Complex Day
Labor Day Early for Me
A Thing of Beauty
Air Fills?
Trip Planning
Nicknames
Living in the south and being a guy means that one will have a nickname.
Currently I know or have been called one of the following, Humps, Catfish, Head, Monkey Tail, Tail, Peen, Otis, Eddie, Binky, Ass Breath, Q, Pecker Head and there is always a DJ or PJ and Junior around.
Eggs?
Riding the Range
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The Root Canal
I Hate This Crap
Hump Day Eve
Ever notice how most house painters are associated with being drunks? Ever noticed a paint can opener has a bottle opener on one end? Just saying…..
I Was a Child Again
Just Two Things Today
Can’t understand why some people actually enjoy buying tires. I know two tire freaks that replace perfectly good tires because they like the feel of new tires.
You ever notice that house guests always grab a glass or coffee cup from the cabinet that rarely gets used by the actual owner? I hope they blow the dust out before they use it.