Here Are the Facts as We Know Them

Jimmy Dean invented sausage in 1637. It was thought to be derived from a recipe from his great great great great uncle Christopher Columbus. Now you know.

Al Gore invented the Internet in 1992 but it didn't catch on until the World Wide Web and porn came on the scene in 1995.

Dogs were invented by a team of research cave men Grog and Thor. They rounded up a couple of wolves and taught them to sit, and beg for food. The rest is history. This was the spring of 2713 BC.