Dude....

Yesterday was football Sunday and the Carolina Panthers were playing at 8:15 PM against the Vikings. Bret Farve is the quarterback so this game was a big deal. Bret Farve carries rock star status among his followers.

It was very cold out and as the sun set so did the temperature.

About the begining of the second quarted I decided I couldn't hold my urge any longer. I headed to the mens room and waited in line a a few hundred like minded guys.

Finally it was my turn. I dug through my thick clothing, took aim and fired. I was starring at the cinder block wall listening to the game and enjoying the relief I was experiencing when the guy to the right of me interrupted me by saying, "Dude...you're peeing on the floor." I looked and so I was. Suddenly 53 years of near peeing perfection went down the drain.

I corrected my aim, apologized and continued on for another minute.

Another reason I hate the cold winter.

10 comments:

Micky-T said...

Did you get a lot of backsplash?

I'm sorry...you brought up the subject.

Phfrankie Bondo said...

...dude...

TerryC said...

You'll never pass up an opportunity to talk about what your penis is doing, will you? ;)

Judy said...

Private joke but maybe you need to go back to the construction paper fish. Ha ha.

terri said...

So, are you going to tell us about the construction paper fish?

MELackey said...

PARTY FOUL

IEAT_SNOWMANPOOP said...

when you get old you loose your sense of direction

just sayin

Micky-T said...

when you get old you loose your sense of direction

LMAO at that one from the
POOP EATER

Wreggie said...

Yes...I felt foolish and yes there was some migration toward my newly found friends feet.

Snowman....you seem to come out of the woodwork whenever the subject drifts to male genitalia. It was cold, I was numb, there was shrinkage. A slight change in angle at the source can have a big effect at the target. You learned this in trigonometry.

The paper fish. My mother potty trained me with cut out paper fish. She would toss them in the toilet and I would aim and fire. I hear modern mothers us Cheerios now.

IEAT_SNOWMANPOOP said...

I can't help it.