A Story

Once, when I was a child, I visited a nearby zoo where I was immediately drawn to the monkeys. I just love monkeys.

There was a large sign that read, "Do Not Put Fingers in the Monkey Cage, They Will Bite".

So I put my index finger in the cage to scratch the cute little fellows back. He turned and bit the ever loving shit out of me. Not just a little nip, no he clamped down and hung on.

I of course not wanted to get in any further trouble manned up and took the punishment of my foolness. Son of a bitch it hurt.

Lesson learned I suppose.


Ken said...

....you suppose????

Unknown said...

Ken keeps you on a short leash.