Surprisingly, I do not speak dutch.

If a bear pulled all his teeth, would he be a gummy bear?

Getting a salad at McDonalds is like going to a brothel for a hug,


Unknown said...

If you did speak Dutch, you would know that the Dutch words for "gummy bear" and "McDonald's salad" are one and the same:

Kewkdhfisndk grib.

Rock Chef said...

Sometimes people only want a hug!