Annual Physical

I have my annual physical Wednesday morning and I dread it.

When I was young they were so routine. I would sit there all young and firm and he would tell me I am fine and healthy.

Now the doctor takes pot shots at my body and lifestyle and after 10 minutes of insults and probing he sticks his finger up my butt and tosses me some tissues. Then he write scripts for the drug cocktail that keep me alive and as healthy as I am.

I'll be having a lot of self esteem tomorrow. Yep.


Ken said...

Yep! Had mine last Thursday, came out feeling like a sack of used up paper towels.

TerryC said...

At least you get some good drugs out of it.....