Ruff Nite

How could the federal government let this happen when they knew it was coming? Big winds hit last night and ripped tree limbs and scattered them all over the yard.

No one has come to clean it all up and make it better.

I think I saw Joe Biden in the flickering lightening releasing monkeys to further scatter the carnage. It was clearly a left wing conspiracy.

Then I find a bloated dead body in the chicken coop This morning along with doo doo on the floor. It was New Orleans all over again, but no one cares.

7 comments:

Rock Chef said...

Maybe Geraldo Rivera from Fox News will come down and rescue you!

Ken said...

Call Sarah Palin, she's a homey, folksy, caring for the little people kinda gal. Bitch to her and the world will know how you've been wronged by the present administration.

wReggie said...

Don't think she can command federal funds like Obama. Pretty sure about that. Yes.

Ken said...

You don't need "funds" to pick up branches..... come on!
Tough it up big boy!

You want to read about BULLSHIT?... here.....read all three parts....PLEASE!

http://www.sailfeed.com/2012/10/coast-guard-boardings-and-your-fourth-amendment-rights-part-1/

Phfrankie Bondo said...

I had the Bidens over for dinner two nights ago and he told me the monkeys would be handing out $100.00 dollar bills.

wReggie said...

But Ken, I can't bend over per docs orders. Neither can my wife. What has the coast guard have to do with my disaster and a couple of elderly crippled folks?

Ken said...

Your rights as a crippled American has no basis for asking for help, none what so ever, unless of course you wish to embrace The Affordable Healthcare Act. Mariners on the other hand ask for nothing but to keep their 4th amendment rights to privacy!