Tailgate Nightmare

 I had this very surreal dream last night that it was opening day...the cook is on. The Panthers Stadium looked nothing like I remembered. Everything was different. My crew was near the stadium, but my grill was near another stadium where Houston was Playing Tennessee.  Now you need to know, I ain't no AFC guy.  Never was, never will, so I start hurling insults.  I gather my food all wrapped in foil. When I open it up it contained undercooked turkey backs and whole bunches of celery.   
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Unknown said...

Ultimately, any dream sequence should be considered positive it it involves anything having to do with celery.

You are a lucky man.

Ken said...

I thought the celery was important too.

Unknown said...

lay off the pills they gave you for your back. save um for me!!!!!!