Today the Earth....the entire friggin planet got a grip on me and pulled me down. I fell, busted my ass on wet steps. It knocked my flip flops off.

Two good things came from this. I mentally invented old folks air bags. Imagine a pair of fashionable diapers that would inflate if one fell to protect one from a broken hip. I would be a rock star at the assisted living place.

Second and more important, when I am in pain, I imagine stranger things.

Get this, hang an iPad on your front side with the screen facing forward. Then hang another iPad with the screen facing back. Now Face time each iPad.

The result would be the appearance of a hole in my could see right through me.

God, that was worth the fall.


Ken said...

That's sooo like three weeks ago!