I Got My Money's Worth

I’ve been blinging out my scuba stuff and one thing missing was a signal whistle. I ordered this plastic one from Diver’s supply and they swore it was the loudest whistle in the world. It can be heard from a mile away. They are used when boat diving and in case you surface away from the boat you can signal your where abouts.

So I went by the mailbox and there it was. I opened it and this cheap looking little yellow whistle was in a blister pack.

I opened it and asked if it was okay to let her rip in the reception area.

I swear this whistle ranks right up there with a handgun in noise. My ears are ringing. I think I am building up to a headache.