Chicken Chronicles

Nightmares about chickens last night. I took one (chicken), and deep fried it whole until golden brown, and when I took it was alive, and walking around with flesh falling off.

Steam was coming from its skin yet it continued to cluck. Freaky I tell you. We all agreed that we shouldn't eat a cooked live chicken so we let it go.

So I decide to sleep under the stars when I hear a commotion at the coop. It was a bobcat. When he saw me, he decided to come calling. I took a swing at him, all I had, and with one very powerful paw, he smacked my fist away.

I grabbed my rifle and he ran...thank goodness because I was out of bullets. I headed to the truck to reload and encountered a wild bore.


Unknown said...

mushrooms for dinner?????