The Sequester


I guess old Barry was right… the federal cuts are starting to trickle down.

The Sylvester
In light of the federal cuts, I have withdrawn an additional 15% of my labor, thereby lowering my taxes to the federal government. In addition we will no longer offer tours of the chicken coop as Ludwig’s hours on duty have been drastically cut.

Possibly there is mayhem about and likely havoc too, but I haven’t noticed. But it is coming because Barry told me so.

At 2PM I will begin gnashing of teeth as a reaction to the ever increase discomfort brought on by President Obama. Most likely just one or two protest gnashes…nothing more.

I will persevere in light of the federal punishment of me for not being a swell guy and drinking of the kool-aid like I was asked.

Oh it is gonna be baaaaad soon.      


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2 comments:

Ken said...

It's OK wReg, you'll get through it. Maybe the magic underwear really would have made it easier for you to cope, and hell, they might have even been on display in the White House Tours. Now that would have made it all worth it!

Phfrankie Bondo said...

Where can I get some magic underwear?