Oh I have been a bad man today. I took Origami II out through treacherous waters toward Little Cumberland Island.
We landed on a small barrier island and released a pack of egg sucking dogs. These dogs were able to eradicate both the nesting birds and turtles in a few minutes.
I urinated on an oyster bed.
We left behind a colony of these dogs to populate the island.
I took a few moments to change my outboard motor's oil. Once I dumped the oil and trash we headed back to Jekyll for the future assault on Little Cumberland.
I need to find some more egg sucking dogs and toxic pollutants for my next visit.
6 comments:
Careful or the green weenies will come get you ;)
Is that Island seriosly called "Ruint" island?
That's what happened after you visited I guess. :)
Glad you had a great day!
You need your own reality show. Or is that "unreality?"
did you also leave them a "shit story" of their own, preferrably in their fresh water supply?
I understand there is some old lighthouse out there, just beggin' for a little graffiti.
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