This Doesn't Sound Right

A friend mentioned at lunch that the democrats had managed to turn back the hands of time and reintroduce Jim Crow laws in Florida and Michigan where a man or woman is only a half person, and so their vote only counts 50% of my vote.

I guess being a half person is better than being a no person and your vote counts zero.

Why is it always Florida involved in the inability to get voting correct?

Oh, I about forgot. I heard on the local TV WSOC this morning that a lot of folks are running out of gas because they are not filling their tanks anymore. They said, “Experts say to fill your tank when it gets down to ¼ of a tank.”

We have gas tank experts out there? Where are they and how much do they make and who pays them?

4 comments:

Jay Gray said...

So does a midget in Florida only get 25% of a vote then since they are half a person to begin with?

MELackey said...

Using my top notch Louisiana education, I've figured out how to save money at each fill-up. I fill up when the guage reads 1/2 tank instead of wwaiting until it hits "E". Boom, jus like dat, fill ups are now half price...

terri said...

How much do those experts get paid? Because I'm thinking I could make some extra cash as an expert in various fields, giving advice such as, "Experts say to brush your teeth at least twice a day" or "Experts say to water your plants once in a while so they don't die" or "Experts say 9 out of 10 people arrive for work on time when they set an alarm clock."

Michael said...

Experts say 9 out of ten "facts" spouted by experts are made up on the spot ;)