I have been very busy for me. I can’t seem to catch up.
Today I had my annual physical. Guys hate to go to the doctor; they may point out things we guys deny daily.
I usually sing “Three Little Birds” to myself because every little thing is going to be alright… even if I croak.
My blood pressure was higher again. They may need to crank up the BP meds again.
I had a hearing test too. I told the doctor that either me or Gigi is going deaf. The results were stellar. I can hear like a dog.
When I got to the lobby to leave I felt like one of my dogs leaving the vet. I could imagine my toenails skidding across the floor while I smeared pee pee all over the place trying to get out the door.
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I know that feeling when leaving after one of "those" appointments. I always just want to get out and put the memory behind me for another year.
You crack me up Reggie.
So if I get close to your house while I'm driving through the Carolinas and I blow my dog whistle eight times long, then four short you'll know it's me.
favorite words heard on my vacation: you'll trust a guy you barely know to take you and your kids on open water in a folding boat, but you *don't know* whether or not you'll agree to a day at sea with me??
Hope you passed all your tests!
I try only to go visit doctors I like. I've been friends with my dentist for 14 years.
And I really like my OB-GYN. He's a real down-to-earth guy, for a twat doc. Not all preachy and pretentious like some of them can be.
My GP is a woman who realizes the value of an holistic lifestyle and respects alternative therapies.
I wouldn't go to a doctor that made me feel uncomfortable.
I guess we're lucky that we have good medical folks even down here in the middle of nowhere!
You are too funny Reggie!!
Ah, there you are! I was getting worried...
High blood pressure - maybe I should come down and monitor it for you since I'm such a pro at it now :)
Your post reminded me off this Brian Regan routine. Especially around the 45 second mark. I can totally see you being like that!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUU9CqrtFiU
hehehehe... I enjoyed that post - :D
So true Jay Gray, he even pointed out a mole....big fat mole man.
Fortunately my doctor knows I make an effort in diet and exercise and lets the meds do the rest.
Yes I could loose a few pounds and yes I could exercise twice as much, but I ain't gonna do it.
I may be more fit if I lived in the Caribbean from the additional exercise of snorkeling.
Snorkeling is the perfect workout and you never get over heated.
oh, yeah, I hate THOSE appointments.
you said pee pee
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