A-Rod and Cartoon Shorts

I don’t like when the media refers to grown men in news stories with nick names like A-Rod and Pac-Man. How stupid. To the sports media: use real grown-up names when you are talking to adults.


In two days I have seen two guys eating and they chewed very fast like a rodent. They didn’t eat fast or sloppy but when it came to chewing it looked too rat like for me.


I played golf yesterday and sweated like a horse. My shirt had white salt stains on it, no kidding. I had a good time and didn’t play nearly as bad as I thought I might play.


A massage is going to be very necessary soon for me. I feel like a squirrel has taken up residence in my right shoulder blade.


Back in the 1970’s we used to call folks that lived “off the grid” meaning the electrical grid were fondly referred to as “shits in the woods”. They were hippie types, girls with hairy armpits and guys with long hair and beards tying to live off the land. There were a lot of “shits in the woods” around any college town. I had friends that were “shits in the woods” and enjoyed visiting them back in my college days.


It irks me when I try to buy something on an online catalog and the item pictured is a cartoon drawing and not an actual picture. What’s up with that? Take a real picture of the real item and I will pay you with real money and not cartoon money.

8 comments:

Ali said...

"Take a real picture of the real item and I will pay you with real money and not cartoon money."

LOL! Oh Reggie, you crack me up! :)

Liv said...

someone musta woke up all gwumpy like dis morning.

wreggie needa hug??

TerryC said...

By the end of next month, we'll practically be "shits in the woods"!!

Ha ha ha ha!

How cool is that!?!

Anonymous said...

I hate when catalogs do that. But I just bought a bathing suit from Land's End. You could go online, choose your pieces, view them on a model, and even modify the model to mimick your body shape, hair color, etc. It was great! I could see what I'll look like in the suit.

You probably don't need that much detail for your clothing purchases, but I loved it!

none said...

Ha! I had friends that "shit in the woods" it didn't last long.

Glad the golfing went well.

Reggie Hunnicutt said...

I like "shits in the woods" Terry.

I admire the work you guys have done.

TerryC said...

Am I gonna be expected to let my armpit hair grow?

We already know Michael can be pretty "Scruffy"! ;)

Sounds like we live such a "back woods" lifestyle..."off the grid".

But we still get to dine at Bacchus and the Galleon and Savant.....

I'll be a "shit in the woods" and not pay $0.46 per kWH, and be VERY happy, thank you very much!

Anonymous said...

Reg- I was just about to write -

"Take a real picture of the real item and I will pay you with real money and not cartoon money."

LOL! Oh Reggie, you crack me up! :)

Really - verbatim.
And then I see that someone else already said the same thing.
Collective consciousness.

And it's still true- twice!