Poke Fun at Muslim Week

Today we are living among the dammed post rapture according to a small group of believers. I don’t know anyone missing so I’m going on with my plans.

Isn’t wonderful to have a mainstream religion that everyone can make fun of a few of its fanatics, with out fear of literally loosing ones head?    

Try that stunt openly on Facebook and Blogs in the next week with the Muslim Religion and see what kind of stink it causes. Bet cha it ain’t so funny.

Go ahead, I double dog dare you.

Here are a few to get you started on your own blog:

An atheist passes a priest and shouts "Jesus is a lie!". He then passes a jew and shouts "God is a lie!". He then passes a Muslim Cleric and shouts, "Good day Sir!".

Did you hear the one about the Muslim who won a Nobel Prize in Mathematics? 
Neither did I.

Q. Did you hear the one about the violent 53 year-old paedophile?
A. Yes. He is revered by one fifth of the world's population as the one who started the world's most intolerant, repressive, misogynistic and violent religion.

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Ken said...

You found a much more wholesome Rapture picture than me.

What do the Muslims got going on next week, Abraham killing his son? Or maybe something else as noble, like stoneing someones mother. I'll give it a shot. Point me in the right direction.

Reggie Hunnicutt said...

Quran (8:12) - "I will cast terror into the hearts of those who disbelieve. Therefore strike off their heads and strike off every fingertip of them".

Now that is a good verse for any occasion. I can see a sermon of inspiration built around that.

Ken said...

Well, as long as the head comes off first it's no big deal having the fingertips cut off, but compare that to burning in hell forever and ever. I'll take the Quran over the Bible if I'm going to disbelieve.

terri said...

Love Jeff Dunham and Achmed!

Reggie Hunnicutt said...

Not playing by the rules....It's Poke at Muslim week now and not Poke at Christian Week. That was last week.

I am pretty sure Muslims burn in hell too.

Ken said...

Stay tuned...I don't take a double dog dare lightly.

Rock Chef said...

Woah, that was really edgy, wReggie!

As I keep saying, they took me but sent me back again!