Hand Crafted By The Amish

Made in Intercourse, PA, so you know you are getting a quality screw.

This model is from the Jedediah Hunnicutt collection. Hand crafted using Southern yellow pine and stained in the tradition of the Amish Tail Gaters, using the finest Timber Oil.



Here we see the stain being painstakingly applied using only moose bristle brushes.


Next, market umbrella mounts for shade on hot fall Sundays. Then, button this bad boy up and load it for the inaugural game. The drop leaf braces should be in by Tuesday.

4 comments:

Phfrankie Bondo said...

One can only hope that no moose were harmed in the bristle harvesting process.

Otherwise I gotta call YOU KNOW WHO.

wReggie said...

The Amish care for their Moose humainly. These are trimmed each spring after rutting season from the male waddle.

Ken said...

A real heavyweight, that one!

Will there be hydraulic stabilizers?

wReggie said...

No. The Amish use whale bones to settle the load.