I heard on the radio yesterday that any sign of love handles and muffin tops put you at an increased risk of heart disease no matter how thin you are.
No worries, I have a solution.
Simply lift your hands to the sky and this will reduce your fat rolls immediately by stretching them out.
You will live long and prosper as long as your arms are high in the air.
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Women can also use this easy health tip to reduce breast sag, without all the trouble and risks of surgery!
Good point Michael.
I was going to address womens breasts in my next health segment.
I would prefer to remain clueless about all these health statistics and just enjoy whatever amount of time I've got.
But I might run around with my arms in the air today. Just for fun. See what kind of reaction I get....
Don't blame me if your husband starts chasing you around the house.
or you could buy bigger pants and then there's no muffin top
See...another helpful health tip.
But this doesn't help with saggy boobs.
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