A Health Moment with Wreggie

I heard on the radio yesterday that any sign of love handles and muffin tops put you at an increased risk of heart disease no matter how thin you are.

No worries, I have a solution. 

Simply lift your hands to the sky and this will reduce your fat rolls immediately by stretching them out. 

You will live long and prosper as long as your arms are high in the air.

 No need to thank me. 

6 comments:

Michael said...

Women can also use this easy health tip to reduce breast sag, without all the trouble and risks of surgery!

Wreggie said...

Good point Michael.

I was going to address womens breasts in my next health segment.

terri said...

I would prefer to remain clueless about all these health statistics and just enjoy whatever amount of time I've got.

But I might run around with my arms in the air today. Just for fun. See what kind of reaction I get....

Wreggie said...

Don't blame me if your husband starts chasing you around the house.

IEAT_SNOWMANPOOP said...

or you could buy bigger pants and then there's no muffin top

Wreggie said...

See...another helpful health tip.

But this doesn't help with saggy boobs.