Long Overdue

For those of you who expect from this blog the occasional dog crap story I am please to tell you the following.

Tanner is our newest border collie and most troublesome because he is a driven border collie. He is distracted easily is very obsessive.

This is Tanners first long RV trip. He has become used to walking on a leash and doing his business on a schedule.

About the third day this conversation came up.

Me, “Have you seen Tanner shit?”

Gigi, “No, I thought maybe you had seen him.”

For 9 long days Tanner hasn’t done number two without any apparent ill side effects. In fact I had started to assume he was absorbing his dooky because I knew he was full of it.

Well, this morning it turns out that Tanner was making me an ass hewn outrigger for my little boat. Poor dog…I don’t know how he was walking around.

He deposited this kayak right in the middle of the road. I was proud and embarrassed all at once.

6 comments:

Teresa said...

Now THAT was hilarious!!! I read that one to Chuck...we're both laughing. You have a gift for re-telling dog crap stories my friend. Have you considered writing a book on the topic?

Micky-T said...

Wow! A kayak sized shit, how did it float?

Wreggie said...

Don't know Micky...I had to leave it in place. I put up a few traffic cones and walked away.

MELackey said...

c'mon, no pics? That's just shitty to tell us about this thing and not show us any pics...

terri said...

Hahahaha! That is awesome! I've been wondering when we'd get a new dog crap story. Oh, poor Tanner. Can you imagine how miserable he must have been?

Chris said...

Blog post of the year! My eyes are still watering from laughing so hard!!