High Altitude Dreams

I’m in Asheville, NC this morning.

After playing a round of mountain golf yesterday with a friend we decided on a few burgers and beers before I turned in for the evening.

I went to bed early because I have a full schedule today.

I dreamed we were at some resort place in New England and there were about four couples. We all decided we wanted to have a cup of coffee so we stopped at this trendy coffee shop.

They stopped me at the door and wouldn’t let me come in. They said I was too fat and then started pulling on my cheeks to prove their point.

I got pissed because I could clearly see obese people in the coffee shop and maybe I could loose 10 pounds.

Then a guy grabbed me by my shoulders and started tipping me back. He aid it would make me look skinny and the guy at the door would let me in.

I looked at my group for help and they all looked like they had bodies of Olympic swimmer, but I knew better.

I left and went to McDonalds.