My Life is Good Too

Ahhh, here a sit on a nice frosty morn (we have frosty morns in Dixie) sipping a cup of Ned Chambers’s coffee. No, I think it is Tim Horton coffee. Anyway it’s good.   

Last night wasn’t so good. I’ll keep this non detailed and simple, lets say about 2:39 AM I woke up with the poking of some internal brain alarm that something was bodily wrong.

I could hear noises coming from my abdomen that sounded like a cluster climax at a whale orgy.

About an hour later I settled back into my bed thinking about how wonderful my brain is. Gigi would have killed me if my brain hadn’t gone, “Dude! Wake up! You are about to **** your pants!”

I thanked my brain, for this waking alarm tonight along with making me breathe while I sleep, beating my heart, and all the other cool stiff my brain does on my behalf while I’m in dream land being fully entertained by my fantasy brain.

Life is good…sorry to steal your tag Terri

10 comments:

terri said...

I'm sitting at my desk sneaking a read of your blog and my coworkers are going to wonder why I'm laughing my head off all by myself! You know it's a good day when you wake up and realize you didn't crap the bed! Happy Friday, Wreg!

tz said...

oh my gosh, spit my coffee out funny, 'whale orgy' hahaha I will certainly laugh the next time my stomach growls...

Jay Gray said...

I thought I knew you pretty well Wreg but I was unaware you had ever heard a cluster climax at a whale orgy!

Chris said...

That little can of coffee is still around?

You must be saving it for special occasions.

Our (former) starting Quarterback just opened a Tim's franchise in Warren Michigan. I guess that shows his dedication to the sport.

Chief Rock Chef said...

Maybe you should pay Terri royalties?

Hope you are getter now!

Wrandi said...

I thought the funniest part was about the other cool "stiff" your brain causes!!! hahahaha

MELackey said...

settling back into bed an hour later? Dang, that must have been some whale orgy...

IEAT_SNOWMANPOOP said...

i dont think I have ever had to poo in the middle of the night like htat.

Must happen when you get old ;)

Wreggie said...

Must be an old thang Poop...it's never happened before and I ain't never been this old.

CarmenSinCity said...

The body is pretty amazing like that. My body/brain will wake me up too if I have to pee or puke or shit or whatever. Pretty damn sweet!