You Finish This one

I made it back this morning from South Georgia. Last night around 8 PM the rain was pounding and the driving difficult so I decided to find a cheap hotel and call it a night.

I pulled off the exit in Walterboro, SC and spotted a Longhorn Steakhouse beside a mom and pop motel.

This would work just fine….a nice supper and a quiet night sleep.

I checked in the hotel and apparently mom was working the front desk. She said, “That will be $38.”

I almost left; $38 for a room? This must be a nasty dump but was surprised to find a clean but spartan room with a TV, bathroom and bed. Just the basics and it was newly remodeled and clean.

I walked over to the Longhorn. I noticed the neon sign just said “Horn” in the darkness. I walked into the bar, pulled up a chair and ordered a glass of cabernet.

I looked around and 5 guys were looking at me with glazed over eyes swilling Coors Light wondering what fancy boy ordered wine.

Wait a minute….I’ve become bored with this post and have elected to abort it.

I’m stopping right here and you can fill in the rest.