My New Toy

The other day when I was certain that we were going to be inconvenienced with Hannah I decided to run out and buy a Honda EU2000i generator. 


As you may recall from previous posts, Gigi does not have marital relations without electricity. Don’t read anything kinky into it, she just has to know there is electricity and all the fantastic things that go with it like water and lights before she turns her thoughts to sex. 


I didn’t want to take any chances so I thought I would add this new Honda EU2000i generator to my fleet of one 4000 watt generators already in the garage. 


This new generator is a gem. It is light, quiet enough to have a conversation nearby and has enough juice to run the refrigerator and a few lights in the guest house. 


I have always wanted a Honda EU200i.  I have looked at them for years in catalogs. I have drooled over the accessories. Did you know you can hook two of these babies together and have a quiet 4000 watt generator? Be still my heart. Two of them! 


I may take this thing tailgating this Sunday if I can figure out what I need to power up. Maybe a few fans if it hot. 


Oh hell, I may just take it for a ride with Cedie in the Jeep Saturday.   

10 comments:

Teresa said...

Okay...THANKS...I just woke my kids up from laughing so hard after reading this!!! LOL!! Oh my, where do I begin!

"I decided to buy a Honda blah blah blah the other day. As you know, Gigi does not have sexual relations without electricity."...oh my gosh..I was cracking up!! and then to go on and read "don't read anything kinky into it..." that's when I practically spit my coffee out my nose! YOu are stinking hilarious Reggie...thanks for making my day today! I'll be sure to think of Gigi, sexual relations and generators all day long now! LOL!!!

Jay Gray said...

Man I could so use one of those this Sunday as we head down to see the Jags take on the Bills. I am making wings and want to bring my fryer.

Guess I will just have to use the old hamster on a wheel method instead :(

Judy said...

Funny post!! The funniest part to me is taking it for a ride. I too wish for a generator!! I would love to have one on hand. We have a small one at the lake but not at home.

Jay said...

Those generators are very damn cool. I would get one, but I live in an apartment and it just wouldn't be practical.

terri said...

It's good to see that you have your priorities in order. In the event of a natural disaster, it is important to be able to have sex. I'm sure Gigi is eternally grateful! ;-)

Wreggie said...

Guys...the last natural disaster was Hugo in 1989 and we went without power for 13 days.

That's a long time for anything!

Hammer said...

So you just run extension cords from where the generator is to a lamp or refrigerator?

Wreggie said...

Yep. Like magic, "poof"...hope for poon tang.

Jay Gray said...

Wow, I just got to read my uncle say "poon tang".

Boy Wreg, what would your great niece think?!!!

Wreggie said...

I recall that poon tang comment.