You Finish This one

I made it back this morning from South Georgia. Last night around 8 PM the rain was pounding and the driving difficult so I decided to find a cheap hotel and call it a night.

I pulled off the exit in Walterboro, SC and spotted a Longhorn Steakhouse beside a mom and pop motel.

This would work just fine….a nice supper and a quiet night sleep.

I checked in the hotel and apparently mom was working the front desk. She said, “That will be $38.”

I almost left; $38 for a room? This must be a nasty dump but was surprised to find a clean but spartan room with a TV, bathroom and bed. Just the basics and it was newly remodeled and clean.

I walked over to the Longhorn. I noticed the neon sign just said “Horn” in the darkness. I walked into the bar, pulled up a chair and ordered a glass of cabernet.

I looked around and 5 guys were looking at me with glazed over eyes swilling Coors Light wondering what fancy boy ordered wine.

Wait a minute….I’ve become bored with this post and have elected to abort it.

I’m stopping right here and you can fill in the rest. 

5 comments:

Ken said...

.......then a guy with green teeth came in the door screaming something about his wife.........

terri said...

And then you showed them how awesome you are at opening coconuts with a machete and they all pitched their beers, ordered wine and sat down to hear exciting tales of the Island of St. Croix as told by their new hero, Wreggie.

Rock Chef said...

And then a 65 year old hooker came in, sidled up to you and...

Unknown said...

Ok I was gonna post what terri said but she got to it first! :)

MELackey said...

and then the banjo music started... The last thing you remember was something about a squealing pig...