Disgusting

We have a new crapper on our floor at work. This guy is in the john almost every time I go in the bathroom.

Disgusting it is.

The way I see it is you get one courtesy crap a day and that’s it. Go home if you are sick.

It ought to be in the terms of the lease that “no single individual shall shit more than once a day”.

I’m tired of holding my breath.

10 comments:

MELackey said...

or at least go to the john on the next floor up on the 2nd Constitutional of the day to spread the joy around a little...

Teresa said...

You are hilarious!!

Micky-T said...

ehwwwwwwwww, a shit slacker!

Knot said...

I had stomach problems a few years ago. I had to go more than once a day, but I brought air freshener or matches.

TerryC said...

"Courtesy Crap" - Love it! LOL!

terri said...

You'd get along fabulously with my boss. She's tired of this "Shape Up Challenge" that we are participating in at work. Everyone's eating all kinds of fruits and veggies and it's contributing to the instances of crapping in the ladies room. She was lighting candles in there today. She wants to make it department policy that if someone needs to do a number two, they should have to go to the 9th floor to do it, because none of us work on the 9th floor. Apparently she doesn't give a rat's ass about the employees who DO work on the 9th floor. As long as she doesn't have to smell stink in the 5th floor bathroom.

IEAT_SNOWMANPOOP said...

I hate when people poo at work. Poop should be done at home. Ugh

We have someone that hangs out in there and it's horrible.

Chief Rock Chef said...

Who is going to monitor your 1 a day limit?

LOL at Terri!

TerryC said...

...“no single individual shall shit more than once a day”.

What about married individuals?

And would that be "unconstitutional"?

Jay Gray said...

Remind me to never share an office with you then! I can knock out 2-3 before lunch!!!