Redneck Report

Our Redneck neighbor boldly tested the waters again last night as the first bands of tropical storm Alberto pounded the neighborhood.

Usually we would have been asleep and his late evening antics would have gone unnoticed. As luck would have it I was late getting in from the coast and Gigi was awake.

Gigi called me on the road about 10 PM and informed me that the idiot had parked again in the right of way and the once a week garbage pick up for Wednesday morning was in peril.

A call to the Highway Patrol and the RV was moved by my 11:00 PM arrival.