You’ve Got Way Too Much Time on Your Hands

Why is there a silent W on Wrangler? I might change the spelling of my name to Wreggie.

I get miffed when someone says. “You have way too much time on your hands”. That is ridiculous. I have the same amount of time that everyone has. You just don’t approve of what I do with my time or you are jealous of what I do with my time.

I discovered that I have been wearing my favorite swim trucks far too much so I bought two new ones on Ebay. Every picture I see of me has me in my yellow trunks. I found these bad Tommy Bahamas the other day and bought them. Get ready fishes of the coral reef, Wreggie has a new look.

Yesterday was bone chilling cold for us. It was overcast, windy and in the low 50’s and upper 40s all day. It makes me want to beat my head on a wall until spring. Fortunately I will be in Florida this weekend and it promises to be in the mid 70’s. Actually Florida didn’t promise this, it’s just a saying.

I’ve had this cheese and salad thing going on now for a month or so. I can’t eat enough cheese or salads. Last night I ate a salad with lots of blue cheese on it. I’m thinking about some cheese toast now with Colby jack cheese.

I love buttermilk. It tastes like liquid cheese to me. My parrot Boscoe loves buttermilk too. He’ll stick his head in a glass and drink it and you can hear him say to himself, “This is good!” It’s so funny.

I heard on the news last night that it is better to be fat and fit than skinny and out of shape. Great, I’m stuck in between. I workout about half the time and need to loose 10 pounds; No wait, I need to gain 10 pounds and workout full time. I’m confused.

6 comments:

TerryC said...

Wreg! I love it! Can we also call you "The Blogger Formerly Known as Reggie"?

Cool trunks! We'll start telling the fish to be ready to have their world rocked when you get here.

Boscoe really does that? You're not making that up? I don't believe it! He talks while drinking out of a glass? Too funny!!

Jay Gray said...

I think you are wreally wright about your Rangler!

Ali said...

Wreggie!!! LOL! I love it.

And wow, you are so right about the time on your hands thing. I've never thought about it that way before, but I'm totally going to use that the next time someone tells me that.

Thanks for the laughs - I really needed them today Wreggie.

liv said...

I like you, Wreggie. I honestly do.

Reggie said...

Yes, Boscoe talks while his head is in the glass and he makes a funny sound when he talks because the sound bounces off the glass inside.If you pull the glass away he will extend his head further down until he ends up perching on the edge of the glass.

Live, I'll be passing thru your state headed to Jay Gray on Friday. I might even stop to smell the marsh.

Ali, I do a lot of foolish stuff with my time, but it my time, not yours.

Reggie said...

Why the heck did I call Liv, Live. Damn spill cheeker.