Peanut Rehab

I have been in roasted salted peanuts in the shell rehab for about 8 weeks now. I feel like I have made a lot of headway.

I love Hampton’s salted in the shell roasted peanuts the best. They are the single malt of peanuts, a force to be reckoned with.

Yesterday I almost fell off the wagon. I was at Lowe's Foods and they always have a Hampton’s display as big a VW Beetle. I had made up my mind that I would buy a small bag to reward myself.

I went to the display and it was empty except some unsalted peanuts. Whew, dodged a bullet.

This morning Gigi said, “You know what? I’ll bet Michael would like those peanuts you like, we ought to take a bag.”

Get thee behind me Satin! Gigi hasn’t noticed I’m not up to my ankles in peanut shell the last few months.

I’m getting weak! I can feel a relapse!

4 comments:

Michael said...
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Michael said...

Mmmmm, salted peanuts in the shell. I love sucking on the salty shell for a sec before cracking it and getting to the salty peanut innards :)

We just need to come up with a new healthy-sounding moniker, then you can have all the nuts you want while down here. How about Salty St. Croix Soybeans? Soybeans are healthy right? Besides, ya need da salt te keep frum de-hydratin while sailin da seven seas, Aaaaargh ;)

Reggie said...

I'm off the wagon. I just bought a bag for the trip and a test bag for myself.

liv said...

all i can think is that i get to see you in just a few weeks! okay, a month... yes?