Little Bity Babies and Back Hair

We have a new person in our family and the great uncle is almost giddy. My nephew Jay Gray and his bride had their first child, a little girl.

How stupid was that? Of course it’s a little girl. Naw…she’s a big old fat girl. It’s a baby for goodness sakes.

How come I get aged all the way to a great uncle…even though literally I am, instead of a grand uncle. Its not fair.

I'm going to let Jay post the first picture so I'll just stick with the baby ape for now.

Between news and stories about the upcoming tropical vacation, and a new little one in the family, I must have made a half dozen phone calls this weekend talking to happy people.

I talked to both sisters several times, my mother, my nephew, my brother in law, from St Croix, Michael and Terry.

Tuesday I am going to do something I have never done. It’s going to be traumatic I know…painful even. I plan to have my back waxed. I’m sorry if you just blew your cereal out but there is no way to write about this without being gross. It grosses me out too and it’s me that it is growing on.

Thank goodness someone does this for a living.

I think maybe I will pick up some speed in the water from this procedure.


Anonymous said...

Congrats on becoming a great uncle!

The back waxing didn't gross me out. Women are used to the idea of waxing things. Besides, it could have been worse. You could have said you were waxing your chest. OW!

Ali said...

Yay for becoming a great uncle!

And the back waxing thing didn't gross me out, just made me laugh. And only because of the way you describe it.

You should video it so we can see if you scream or not :)

MELackey said...

I let Shelly use nair on my back on our honeymoon. Man, when you watch the commercials about that stuff, they sure don't emntion anything about how much it burns. Never again for me, thank you.

I'm sure glad she doesn't read this blog, or she'd have me down at the back waxing place also.

Doc said...

Back Waxed... YIKES !!!

Make sure you don't watch 40 year old virgin first.

Congrats on the newborn!

Reggie Hunnicutt said...

Chest hair is out of bounds. I am determined to muscle it out in silence.

Jay said...

Congrats on becoming a Great Uncle.

I think everybody wants to see some video of the back waxing.

TerryC said...

It grosses me out to think about little bity babies! ;)

Makes me think of Chuckie the evil doll. I never saw the movie(s), but we know a guy who's co-workers nicknamed him that. ;)

Reggie Hunnicutt said...

That Chuckie scared the shit out of me.

Jahooni said...

Can't wait to see the picture of her... will hop of to Jay's blog.

i admire you for getting your back done. grooming is very important and I just bet it will give you more speed in the water.

ps, thanks for the emails about the island.