Panic Mode

We had this blistering cold snap that descended on us a few days ago and my wise ass decided I should be in the mountains to meet with a few clients.

Here in North Carolina if you ascend a few thousand feet you are propelled into a harsher winter climate.

Thursday night I arrived in Asheville, NC to single digits with the wind howling and snow on the ground. It was anti Reggie weather 180.

I met a buddy for dinner. He actually came by the hotel and picked my up and we headed downtown. Soon I had this awful feeling like something was wrong. My brain hit panic mode as I sensed this warm oozing feeling in the seat of my pants.

How my gosh! Did I just shit in my pants?

I carefully reached down to the seat cushion for further inspection and realized my friend had a heated seat. I hate those things. They fool me every time.

13 comments:

DocMtCat said...

Those seats do produce a rather unnatural feeling down there... Reggie I can tell you have Virgin Islands fever in the worst way...and Asheville this past week was about as far from that climate wise as you can get!

-Shane (doc)

Logziella said...

That was hilarous! I am glad that your further inspection proved to be something much less humiliating!! LOL!!

Ali said...

LOL! Oh yay! I am so glad that someone else does that.

Every time I'm in my in-laws car I think I've peed myself...EVERY time!
Chris always wonders how I think I could pee myself and not realize it until I feel like my pants are wet...

liv said...

oh, i love those things. i hate that i don't have them anymore!!!

Reggie said...

Ali, Because your ass is ice cold numb.

Jay said...

That happened to me when I rode in my brother in law's car. We were driving somewhere when I finally said "dude .. my ass is on fire here!" He told me to turn off the bun warmer. LOL

IEAT_SNOWMANPOOP said...

i dont think I have ever thought I have crapped my pants before.

Reggie said...

Sit on a heated seat when it is 8 outside. You'll get the feeling.

terri said...

I love those heated seats. Can't say I've ever thought I lost control of my bodily functions while sitting in one though!

Ali said...

Hehe! I take it you mean because we are currently in the dead of winter now? Or are you just insinuating my ass is made of ice? :)

Reggie said...

Yes...because of the season, not your butt personally.

TerryC said...

It took me this long to comment on this because I just can't believe they have those things!

In my day, even before most people had cars (I didn't have one, of course), I had to walk to and from school in the snow and sleet and freezing rain, a mile and a half, uphill, both ways.

Seat warmers in cars....give me a break!

Amos said...

Oh my gosh, LOFLMBO! I used to work for a back surgeon, and we traveled once a week in his car. One cold morning he turned on the leather heated seats and I was pregnant. It was only like the third time riding in his car and I was too embarrassed to ask him to stop at the oasis on the turnpike cause I had to go. But I finally mustered up the courage and told him, he gave me crap about that forever! And he never turned on the heated seat on my side again! Too funny!