My "Man Grooming"

My “man grooming” went just fine this morning. My back is slick as the hood of a new Buick.

One little tip guys, if they ask if you want to remove that little patch of hair on the lower back, they ask for a reason. They save best for last and it hurts.

Otherwise I have had gas pains far more severe than a back waxing. All you hairy guys can go for it.

In my never ending quest to have fun I am in negotiations with Peter the Pickled Greek to have a taste of the Pickled Greek party at our Villa our first night. His catered parties are the talk of the island I am more than happy to have the event at our villa. Tom and Judy thought it would be fun so we’ll move forward.

So in theory, we step off the plane, jump in the cars with a nice rum drink and head to a stocked villa with a party and dinner waiting, and a real chef preparing the food.

Peter doesn’t actually know that he is in negotiations yet because I haven’t talked to him. I just hope he has Saturday night free.

Michael has been collecting coconuts and has been practicing chopping the tops off the coconuts for rum drink containers. Leave it to Michael to tell me that the coconut water actually mixes well with gin.

7 comments:

Judy said...

It is going to be so much fun. I will skip the coconut water part but like having the coconut for my drink glass. I wonder what Chardonay tatses like out of a coconut. I have a feeling I might find out. Ha ha.

Judy said...

It is going to be so much fun. I will skip the coconut water part but like having the coconut for my drink glass. I wonder what Chardonay tatses like out of a coconut. I have a feeling I might find out. Ha ha.

Jahooni said...

I knew you could do it! ;)

Jay said...

Maybe next time you can go for the full body laser hair removal plan? LOL

IEAT_SNOWMANPOOP said...

Im glad you arent hairy anymore. I can't deal with back hair. ugh

Michael said...

judy - you have to try the coconut water, its really good - fresh clean water, sweetened with natural sugars, enriched with vitamins and minerals, encased in a sealed container right off the tree.

I didn't think I liked coconut, because the only coconut I ever knew was that dry shaved stuff they put in cakes. Yuck! But this is completely different. The water is sweet and rich, not very coconutty. Its so rich I have to drink it slow - little sips at a time.

Then (unless you're using your coconut as a drink container) you whack the thing in half and scoop out the white coconut jelly... Mmmmmmmmm... this stuff is great too. It tastes more like the coconut flavor you're used to, but without that dry flaky texture. Its wet and a little slippery, but its good. Terry doesn't like it, thinks its slimy, but she likes the dry flaky gritty coconut shavings, go figure.

Jahooni said...

Reggie,
what does it take to get on your blogroll? a cheesehead for you aand gigi, if so... mail me your address right away!