The Perfect Storm

Yesterday the weather was fantastic for golf. It was maybe 70 and mostly cloudy. I like cloudy weather when I play. I can see the ball better especially in the dark forest where I end up occasionally.

To top off the conditions, the grass is prematurely very green and lush.

The trees here have been extremely sexually active. There is pollen everywhere but there are also blooms and flowers everywhere. The culprit on the tree sex I am told are the pines trees…and I played golf at Pine Lake CC yesterday.

So, there was perfect weather, tree sex all around me, flowers, green grass, it wasn’t crowded, no Canadian Geese pooping on the greens, I played a great game (top 5), and I did not loose a ball.

It was so fun and relaxing. No pressures, no phone calls, just man against the little white ball and the haze of trees getting it on.

What a perfect day.


Ali said...

LOL - I'm not sure how to comment on this, but it did sound like a great day.
And I don't think I've ever paid particular attention to the "tree sex" going on around me, but I will from now on, that's for sure.

Ah Reggie, your mind works in fantastic ways and I love it!

Reggie Hunnicutt said...

I'm looking at the little love monsters out my window right now. It's an orgy of sorts here.

Terri said...

Tree sex! HA! I laughed so hard I snorted!

Chris said...

I can't wait to get out golfing.
When I look out my window, I still see snow. (sigh)

Ali said...

LOL - you kill me! A tree orgy!
I will be laughing about that all day.