The new pair of swim trunks I got at Christmas does not have any lining in them. With these new trunks I’m going to need to buy a jock strap or two so I don’t show any brain while swimming or lounging by the pool; nothing much grosser than exposed sack by the sea.
I did a Google search and up popped (no pun intended) a bunch of gay looking pictures with guys showing off their packages.
I asked Gigi where I should look for a jock and she said, “Not Wal-Mart, you’ll pick up crabs. Go to Dick’s”.
I busted out laughing thinking about going to a place name Dick’s for a jock strap.
I guess one day I’ll grow up.
Pregame brats yesterday proved to be a winning effort for Carolina!
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This may just be TMI at this hour of the morning, but it cracked me up. So, what you have is not a pair of swim trunks, but board shorts, I bet. Those don't have a lining in them. Gigi is right. Dick's is the place to go for your support needs. (I have boys in sports. I know these things.)
Oh! Board shorts huh? Can I swim in them? Or do I just hang out and look cool.
Either way I need a foundation.
Gee Wreggie, why go through all the hassle of shopping at Dick's and buying a jock then having to put two garments on every time you go swimming. So much practical man time being wasted.
I don't get it, wear your old ones.
"exposed sack by the sea"
heh
nice alliteration there...
hahahaha
ummm loved your comment earlier over at my place...it reminded me I had a few more pics to put up.
I had to laugh cause the chick doing my pedi wasn't the one in the picture, she came in mid-pedi...she was HOT and she was wearing a short skirt.
I laughed my ass off when I read your comment.
Dick's Last Resort in Dallas (they have several other locations around Texas now) is pretty famous for their crabs.
I even had a t-shirt that said "I got Crabs at Dick's"
That's the kind of thing I find funny. ;-)
Am I the only one who couldn't handle looking at those brats after seeing the jock strap?!?
Ah, yes, the grill.
I'm surprised though, no seafood?
You've finally tamed the crave I see.
Go Panthers! I'm wearing my hat proudly!
wow is all im going to say
hehe brain...
Ahahahahaha!
"Exposed sack by the sea"
"Not Wal-Mart, you'll pick up crabs"
So much hilarity! I can barely compose myself :)
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