Sincere Holiday Wishes

To All My Forward Thinking, Liberal Friends:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2009, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.

To My Conservative and Independent Friends:

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year


Reggie Hunnicutt said...

Thank you and to you.

TerryC said...

Happy ChrismaHanuKwanzaDan!

Michael said...

Thank you for your seasonal greetings.

I must reserve my reciprocation pending the approval of my legal counsel.

Ken said...

Have a good day!
Better's hoping you have a couple of good days in a row.

Chris said...

Very politically correct of you!

That's a sure way to make everyone happy.

terri said...

Hahahahaha.... I need a beer after that!

Merry Christmas Wreg!

Anonymous said...

You got pimped, Wreggie. It was only a matter of time. Heehee...see ya tomorrow!


Teresa said...

Now that was funny!! And I'll reply by saying:

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you also incase you didn't alreay know where I stand on all of that! LOL!