Whoa There Big Fella

I hate gobbledy goop corporate talk. What the heck is an enterprise solution? Huh??? I don’t want a plain old solution either. Sell me something that will fix my problem and give it a name. I don’t want a home version of a waffle solution. Sell me a cheap and effective waffle iron. Mmmmmmmmm, waffles, I haven’t had one in I don’t know when. I wonder if I still have a waffle iron. I’ll bet if I do it’s all caked up with nasty burnt grease and stuff.