Mid-Monday Update

I’ve always wanted a menu item named in my honor. There is no reason I deserve this. I haven’t come up with any cool recipe or drink. There is a guy at our club that has a sandwich named after him and I think he takes this honor for granted.

Bed update: This new mattress is going to be the end for me. Gigi and I went to bed at 8 PM last night and slept soundly until 6:30 AM. I’m not sure that either one of us even moved.

My buddy Ty just told me about this sailing resort in the BVI. I do not need another reason to fanaticize about going to the islands.

Tomorrow is Election Day in North Carolina and all the liquor stores will be closed. I don’t need any liquor, but I find the custom outdated. It’s not like we are going to ride up and down the streets on horse back shooting guns at each other drinking whisky outside of the polling area.

My sister Judy says some funny stuff. She has always believed that heat and underwear are a God given entitlement. Friday I was discussing how great our new mattress is and she told us about her recent experience shopping for a mattress. This young guy told Judy and her husband that the mattress had a 20 guarantee so this would be the last mattress that she would ever buy. First she took it as an insult on her age and then reasoned that she would be buying her death bed. No thanks.

8 comments:

Ali said...

I want that bed.
And a drink named after me too.

Michael said...

Reggie's bed? or the death bed?

Reggie said...

Twilight Zone Music .......

TerryC said...

Peter will have corn dogs on his menu, would you like us to come up with something to name them in your honor.

We can't name a drink after you unless it would be Cruzan rum with (ugh!) diet pepsi. And that would be almost as bad as the anti-Papi ;)!

Reggie said...

Sure...anything. Capt Stubble dog...Reggie's Reggae Dog...oh I would be proud. Let's keep the Diet Pepsi thing to ourselves...I don't want a bad reputation on the island.

TerryC said...

Corn dogs are NOT Ital food. It could not be associated with Reggae. So, Captain Stubble's Corn Dog may be what it becomes....

liv said...

Oh, I think a menu item named after me would be totally cool.

Ali said...

LOL - Reggie's bed! I'm not quite ready for the death bed yet.