The Verdict Revealed Today

As some of you may have noticed, I have not written lately about my exploits on the golf course. This is because I have almost stopped playing, due to my right pinky finger injury.

I have had the last joint on my right pinky finger splinted for 10 weeks. That last joint on my pinky has not bent or moved for 10 weeks, under doctors orders.

I have been the brunt of jokes and ridicule by having my pinky finger bound and extended. The jokes are especially vicious when I drink coffee or wine, when my finger is extended like a dandy boy.

Today I will go back to the hand doctor to see if this ligament has healed on its own, hopefully so.

8 comments:

Jay Gray said...

Best of luck dandy boy!

Michael said...

Come on Reg, keep it on another few weeks. I want to see you drinking beers like that ;)

Reggie said...

Well...its off and the doctor said it is repaired. It is stiff and kind of kankled and puffy. The joints are stiff as everything but it looks okay.

I may still be drinking beers like that until the joint releases, so you could see a dandy boy yet.

Okay...got my flip flops, cool sun glasses, finger works, need to find my cool hat, and I'm ready to hit the island.

Shit fire and mango butter!

Michael said...

Mmmm... Mango Butter. Terry, maybe we should try blending some of that mango goop into your "better butter" recipe.

TerryC said...

Will Reggie be able to stir it with his pinky?

IEAT_SNOWMANPOOP said...

You a dandy boy! lol

Michael said...

Reggie, do you want to pre-schedule a special pinky-finger massage? You don't want to be drinkin' beer like a dandy-boy while on vacation.

Reggie said...

I still have to wear my pinky brace in the evening for over a month. So if I'm at the Deep End bar getting my drink on, then I will be a dandy boy.