Recent Encounters With Rednecks

You want to sound real stupid? Say, "Do what?” when I say something to you. Saying “Do what?” is about as useless as tits on a man. If proves beyond a showdown of a doubt that I have encountered a dumb ass in the flesh.

On Saturday I went to an unnamed production facility in NC and entered the security area where I found the only security guard sitting up, sound asleep, faking it like he was reading. He was good at this too. My buddy Ty though he was ignoring us until he heard the slightest snore. I screamed “Good morning”, and he slowly looked up at me all confused.


none said...

I run into the ones that take their job wayyy to seriously

Jahooni said...

I snore when I read too... ;-)