Two Things on This Chilly Morn

To the person who invented the shrimp deveiner…Bully! Jolly good invention. I would be proud and I hope you are living comfortably somewhere enjoying the fruits of your labor. I used your fine invention this morning and it worked perfectly as always.

Second, I want to puke when I see or hear someone on HGTV talk about they fell in love with the house when they saw this nook or cozy whatever and they then fantasize about curling up with a good book. I have never seen a soul curled up with any book in a cozy place unless they were posing for a picture. Liar, liar, pants on fire. If I stopped moving to read a book, which I don’t do, I would fall sound asleep.

2 comments:

liv said...

Thing 3: Ever since I saw that cadillac driver with the birds on board, I see damned birds in the back of people's cars all the time. Weird, huh?

Judy said...

I read books! I spent a lot of time this week end on my couch reading. I was sitting though, not "curled up".