Have you ever noticed that many wrecker drivers are enormously fat? I mean heaped on crotch fat that you see bulging in their britches. I can make fun of them because I know none of them could catch me. Oh they could charge me like an alligator but I know they couldn’t sustain the effort. I know this is not nice but it has been my observation over my lifetime that most of the wrecker drivers are very fat.
I saw a wreck being cleaned up yesterday while coming back from the mountains. The wrecker guy was tremendously obese. He had the biggest set of britches I had ever seen. I’ll bet the fly on his pants was a foot or more. I guess you need a margin of error in a pair of pants that big.
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I am not sure I know what a wrecker driver is. Is this a NC thing? Is this the same as a tow truck driver?
If so, I agree, if not, tow truck drivers are also always very fat. Last time I needed a tow I had a big fat redneck come to my rescue in dirty old torn jeans and a gray wife beater. I am guessing this wife beater was not always gray :(
Yep...same thing. Must be an NC thing. Tow truck driver takes more effort to say than wrecker driver.
"Heaped on crotch fat"?
(gasps, coughs, laughs, gags, and laughs again)
You know what I mean. That fat that bulges below the belt on a real fat person...like when someone is so fat that they have back titties.
Ewww - lol - that is so nasty!
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