I Can't Believe I Am Telling You This

What happens in Vegas doesn’t always stay in Vegas.

I few years back, Gigi and I were in Vegas. It had been a long day traveling. I was tired and didn’t feel fresh but didn’t have time for a shower, before a required dinner meeting.

I went to the sink and took a “marine” bath by running a wet cloth all over and brushed my teeth.

I then yelled out, “Honey, do we have any of those butt wipe things?”

“Yes, look in the shave kit.”

I took out what I though was one of those butt things but soon discovered otherwise.

I let out a horrific scream and went tearing around the hotel room naked. My butt was on fire.

“Oh honey,” Gigi said, “you used one of my alcohol swabs.”

I accomplish two things. I certainly was no longer tired, and I was at least clean.

6 comments:

Hammer said...

It's like when they put those clorox wipes on the back of the toilet and don't expect you to use them...

Logziella said...

Oh, the visual picture I now have! HA!

mr zig said...

aw man - hehehe - that is too funny!

Jahooni said...

I agree.... " what happens in Vegas SHOULD stay in Vegas!"

Ali said...

Oh my god! Tears are running down my face...and ewwwww!
Reggie Hunnicutt - you are too funny for words.

IEAT_SNOWMANPOOP said...

oh wow ewww

That's hilarious though