Be As Nasty As You Want To Be

Gigi and I personally spew 33 metric tons of carbon in the air every year.

You know how I know? Go to and you’ll first see some sultry, scantily dressed young ladies with their bellies showing, all happy and stuff.

SIDEBAR – Guys, refresh the page a few time to see them all.

Then proceed to the carbon calculator to see just how much stuff your family spews in the air.

Feel guilty? Don’t despair. You can buy your way out of this guilt with carbon offsets. Yes, keep on polluting and know your pollution sin is taken away by the fine folks at Be Green.

For $39.67/month Gigi and I can freely contaminate our atmosphere guilt free. Be Green promises to plant enough trees to offset my pollution.

Let me find my checkbook. Yeah, right.